Source Pravda.Ru

Four-legged thief has shopping centre in chaos

The four-legged thief enters and leaves the shopping centre in a split second. All attempts to stop him have failed, despite the fact that security measures have been tightened in recent months.

All the shop-owners at the centre are collaborating, keeping a watch-out but even so, the thief evades capture. Witnesses declare that the perpetrator of these persistent crimes is “very intelligent” because when followed, he leaves his haul in bushes and forests and comes back to collect it under cover of darkness.

His favourite quarry is chocolate biscuits and cakes, traditional favourites of the black Labrador.

Timothy BANCROFT-HINCHEY PRAVDA.Ru

Years of diplomatic conflict resolution efforts in Syria produced no breakthroughs. Washington and its imperial partners want endless war and regime change, not peace.

Russian Foreign Ministry on Syria, Ukraine and Britain

The British public made a mistake two years ago, easily led by a campaign of false promises and lies. Today REMAIN would win 60%-40% at the very least.

We, the People of Britain, do not want Brexit

Years of diplomatic conflict resolution efforts in Syria produced no breakthroughs. Washington and its imperial partners want endless war and regime change, not peace.

Russian Foreign Ministry on Syria, Ukraine and Britain