Source Pravda.Ru

10-euro notes cause impotence

Mr. Fritz, a 55-year-old German, says he feels like a dead man in bed. “It happened when I got the new euro notes. I think, 10 euro notes are the reason for my headaches. What is most important is that I feel worse and worse. It would be funny, but.”

The European Central Bank treats the statement rather seriously and is planning to take another test of the notes’ harmlessness.

Mr.Fritz’s attorney has already drawn a writ. The euro is causing allergic reactions or indisposition with thousands of Germans already.

Gala.net

Representatives of the North Korean administration issued a statement saying that the United States and its allies have lost the "political and military confrontation" to the DPRK

North Korea declares victory over USA
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