There has been a very interesting new piece of news reported recently. It has been reported that President Bush choked on a pretzel and fainted, hitting his head on a table and getting a bruise under his eye. As the eneimies of the American president said, that pretzel had nothing to do with the story. It must have been some pretzel if caused him to hit his head on a table, faint, and receive a black eye.
There are rumors going around that it was not the table, but George W. Bush’s father that gave him that big black eye. What for? The energy giant Enron went bankrupt shortly before that incident happened. That mini-default devoured not only 200 family shares, which cost eight thousand dollars (the shares belonged to George W. Bush’s mother-in-law), but also a large sum of money from the Bush family, including the money of American president's father. Bush's father "taught his son a lesson" by punching him out.
Translated by Dmitry Sudakov
The Investigative Committee of the Russian Federation put the head of the contractor company of Russia's space corporation Roskosmos, Sergei Slastikhin, on international wanted list
"Washington operators of the sanctions machine ought to get acquainted with the history of Russia, to stop the unnecessary fussing," spokesperson for the Foreign Ministry said