Source Pravda.Ru

Jacking Off to Pay Debts

Romanian television ProTv informs that the personnel of the Romanian jeep producer, ARO Campulung, agreed to help the leadership to repay the company's debts. The amount of the debt has already reached 20 million dollars; if the debt isn’t settled in the near future, the enterprise will be declared bankrupt and the personnel will be fired.

The Romania governmental department for privatization failed to find an investor to improve the situation of the jeep producer. That is why the trade unions of the enterprise decided to take up the debt problem seriously. An unusual idea suddenly came to the worker's attention after a local television channel aired a program about an impregnation clinic in the western part of the country. As it tuned out, every sperm donor is paid about 50 dollars for one procedure, and an average wage in Romania makes up about 150 dollars. The trade unions made all necessary calculations, which revealed that the debt could be successfully settled if one thousand of the plant workers would regularly donor their sperm for several months. The man who initiated the unusual action says: “The leadership constantly said that some important solution should be found. And we have found a way-out; those economists didn’t even suppose that this could be done. We hope that the governmental department for privatization will like the idea too.”

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