An elderly citizen of the city of Nizhny Novgorod came to the hospital, being very embarrassed about his problem. He was blushing from head to foot, but in the end he found courage to say that his dentures dug into his butt. When the man dropped his pants, the doctors could hardly help from laughing: they did saw the dentures, clinging to his left buttock. As the “patient” said, he slipped on the floor of his bathroom, dropped his dentures, and fell on them with all his might. The man was relieved of the inconvenience, but he would have to order new teeth now.