There is a rocking chair on stage, a common rocking chair, in which grandmas and grandpas like to sit. But then you can see a bright topless babe jumping on it and doing such things that you could never dream of! She takes the positions that Kama Sutra pales in comparison. Then there is a partner coming out for her and the erotic show continues. These events were happening at the presentation of erotic furniture at the exhibition that was called Eros Moscow. Humble collaborators of the sex industry decided to show it to everyone - there is erotica in Russia. Doctor Sergey Agarkov said that the year 2002 celebrated ten years of the Russian erotica: “The first sex-shop appeared in Russia in 1992, erotic magazines, night clubs appeared one by one later. Of course, it is late, but better late than never, a sex mission is a lot harder than a mission to outer space.”
The atmosphere of the exhibition could make a dead man get an erection: beauty girls wearing very scanty clothes were everywhere around, everybody could get a treatment of charm therapy, when caresses were used as remedy, because caresses could save a human being from stress. The people rushed to see the stands too in order to see what new they could buy for varying their love lives. There was really a wide choice: whole bunch of dildos, erotic oil of great odor, lubricants and so on and so forth. Everybody could have free condoms. There was a tattoo salon nearby, presenting the latest achievements and developments of erotic piercing. Peep-shows, sadomaso performances, erotic massage classes were left for the evening and the entire extravaganza was over with the glamorous strip show. Orgasmic!
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