Source Pravda.Ru

The Real Russian Kiss

Russian people have a weird perception of a Russian kiss. This conclusion was made by the Vologda-based independent statistics agency. Specialists of the agency conducted an opinion poll among Russian people and asked them the following question: "What is a real Russian kiss?"

The results of the poll showed that a Russian kiss is a "very long and passionate kiss without spit or snot." A Russian kiss "makes your head spin, it makes you feel as if you are falling down and you do not have to analyze, where your lips are and where your tongue is." As a result of this explosion of feelings, a woman gives up and goes with the flow, whereas a kiss lasts the whole night, as a rule.

There were some Russian people, who have never heard anything about a real Russian kiss. They think that a Russian kiss does not differ from any other kisses of other nationalities. Such people are in the minority. It is strange that such a minority exists in Russia, because Soviet leader Leonid Brezhnev has shown everybody a very good example of the Russian kiss: "strong, unexpected, from the bottom of the heart."

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