Source Pravda.Ru

Condoms in New Year Presents

School children of the city of Saransk will find condoms in their Yew Year presents. What a nice surprise!

Saransk epidemiologists are concerned with traditional growth of venereal diseases among teenagers during the winter holidays. This is why they addressed to the city administration, asking to apportion some money from the city budget to organize a free delivery of condoms in schools.

The functionaries decided to simplify the task and put the necessary article in the New Year presents for senior pupils. The city mayor inspired with the found decision promised to the epidemiologists to cut short handicraft manufacture of condoms and to settle scores with underground manufacturers just after the holidays.

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