Source Pravda.Ru

Condoms free to the door

Lazy-boons who prefer to receive correspondence, food and video-cassettes by post are really lucky. Now, they can also receive condoms in this way. This practise was recently introduced by Austrian sex-shops. If one meets a girl in a bar one dark night, and smiles to this girl and the girl smiles to him in return, and if they go out together… You know, what I mean? Our character touches his pockets: money, keys, etc.- everything is on its proper place, though that important thing which could protect them both is absent. So, what should our Don Juan do? To let the beauty go into the dark? Now, troubles of the kind could be settled without special emotions or “energy consumption.” One should simply deal a certain telephone number and order condoms. Free telephone line accepts orders, while cyclist couriers deliver them within 15 minutes. As an attachment to the condoms, you could also order alcohol and cigarettes, if you cannot decide to using this rubber product.

Translated by Vera Solovieva