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A Sight To Behold

06.11.2008
 
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A Sight To Behold

By Kevin Righter

Many people now think that America is like Bizarro World, where everything is backwards. Right is wrong, bad is good, down is up. We wonder, just where the heck did America go? How did we lose her so fast? How can we get her back?

But, suppose for a second, we’re driving down a lonely country road, there is a signpost up ahead, and it says….Next Stop, The Twilight Zone….. and something like this happened:

On the steps of the White House today, Russian President Aleksie Drokova, alongside the United States Joint Chiefs of Staff, made a stunning announcement today which affects us all.

He was introduced by General Michael Madsen, “We asked Mr. Drokova to assist us in a worthy project. He is here by our invitation and we support him 100%. Please listen to him now.”

“Before we begin, let me tell you what most sensible American’s already know, and that is, our election system is a crock. Candidates lie, and no one restricts them or corrects them. The major news media is a bunch of liars and all they do is try to make you believe things that are idiotic. Because of our media and television, most Americans are totally ignorant of what goes on in this country, let alone the rest of the world. Voting machines are used to count our votes and those machines are rigged. Our election process has been hijacked by a well organized group of international gangsters.”

He looked to his uniformed partners, who were all standing tall. These are very serious men. General Madsen continued, “We would be derelict in our duties to sit by and do nothing. We, and you, have a Constitutional Right and a Duty to remove our government if we believe they are criminals. That day has come, but by God! There is no way in Heaven or on Earth that we are going to saddle this Nation with the stigma of a third world military takeover.”

He looked to President Drokova, and down the line to Mr. Drokova’s Generals, looking very much like their American counterparts, proud and stern. A hush fell in the room. People were literally holding their breath. He turned back and pointed into the camera.

“Now, you listen to this man! Because what he is about to tell you is exactly what has happened, what is happening now and what is going to happen. And if anybody doesn’t like it…..well, go find yourself a real third world country to play your dirty tricks.”

He motioned to Mr. Drakova, “Mr. President, thank you for coming and please speak freely. Americans do not like secrets.”

When Mr. Drokova spoke, everyone listened. Some of the keynotes in his speech are below.

“Greetings to the people of the United States of America. We have come in peace and friendship.”

He talked a little about the common goals and beliefs of the American and the Russian people, quickly winning over his audience, before getting down to business.

“We have come to America today, in an attempt to join our common cultures and to unite our peoples in the common cause of humanity. The Iraq war is over.

All troops are being airlifted out of Afghanistan and other hot spots around the globe. There will be no invasion of Iran or any other Nation on Earth by the current American administration. There will be no further aggression, by any military force on Earth.”

“Between 3am and 5am this morning, our military forces, and yours, directed by, and with the assistance of these gentlemen, your Joint Chiefs of Staff, arrested the President of the United States, for War Crimes and Crimes Against Humanity. There was no other option. They will be given a fair trial in an International Court. If they are found guilty, they will be hung.”

He looked to General Madsen, who gave a very obvious nod of encouragement, “Along with the President, also arrested were his Vice-President, the Secretary of State, the U.S. Attorney General and many others. Tomorrow, thousands of government officials across America will be rounded up in lightning strike raids conducted by Russian, American and Chinese military teams. Congress has been closed, as well as the U.S. Supreme Court, the FBI, the CIA and many other government agencies. The federal government is virtually out of business, with a few exceptions of agencies providing general welfare to the people of this country.”

Mr. Drokova, was positive and upbeat as he spoke to America, “You all know as well as the rest of the World knows, that your presidential administration is corrupt to the core and is causing uncalled for misery and bloodshed around the globe. All of your Constitutional Rights have been eliminated by this administration. We are here to give those Rights back to the American people.”

Mr. Drokova went on to explain that even though this may appear to be a coup, undertaken by a foreign power, it was anything but.

“In 1963, our political leaders viewed the assassination of John Fitzgerald Kennedy as a coup against the American people. May I ask you all, do you think life in the United States has changed any since Mr. Kennedy was killed? Has American become more free, or less free? Are the American people as a whole, healthier, better educated, financially better off? Or has the American dream turned into the American nightmare?”

Mr. Drokova’s message was carried on all news stations and published in all newspapers. All schools were ordered to televise his speech to all students.

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