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Author`s name Alex Naumov

Elderly man bungee jumps to enhance his potency

Alexander Sarapulkin, a 70-year-old man, braves a 12-meter high mast and sways on the bungee on a daily basis to enhance his potency.

“This is breathtaking! It cannot be compared to anything else! I am an old man, but this training makes me so vigorous, and I have the potency like that of a rabbit!” the man exclaims.

The man built his sex bungee with the help of the training gear used by Russian commandoes.

“They sway like that every day to raise their adrenalin. This is what I thought too. As long as it raises the level of adrenalin in blood, it means that the heart starts working a lot better, which improves the activity of all other organs too,” the pensioner said.

The man built a mast the height of a 4-storeyed building and completed it with a bungee.

The man said that he could feel a lot stronger after the very first training.

“My wife was thrilled that night!” the man said smiling.

Alexander Sarapulkin started swaying on the bungee every day afterwards. His neighbors were bewildered with his occupation at first, but they soon started visiting him to try his too.

“This is why I call my device Viagra. Everyone has great sex after a training session on it,” he said.

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