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Author`s name Dmitry Sudakov

Kim Jong-il saves his new wife from US missiles under the ground

News agencies have recently reported that Kim Jong-il, the notorious leader of the center of the “axis of evil” – North Korea – became a married man for the fourth time in his life. Mr. Kim’s new lifetime partner is his secretary Kim Ok. The woman has been working with the North Korean leader for 25 years.

That news was the only piece of information about the newlyweds. Kim Jong-il has recently appeared in public again after a long absence. With a company of two generals the North Korean leader visited a military farm to observe the breeding process of rabbits and goats.

It transpired that Kim Jong-il was hiding in a bunker during the whole time of his absence. He disappeared on July 4 – one day before Pyongyang conducted the notorious missile tests. Mr. Kim was apparently scared of a possible counterstrike from the USA.

There is a more romantic explanation of Kim Jong-il’s disappearance. The leader of North Korea was probably on honeymoon with his new wife, like any other man.

Komsomolskaya Pravda

Translated by Dmitry Sudakov
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